Friday, August 29, 2008

i am oh so blessed





You know how you American people love to say "count your blessings"? Well, let me tell you...I lost count of mine a long time ago. As if having an amazing family isn't enough, Jesus also gave me these two bitchin' dogs to call my own. This post is dedicated to them, my sweet little bundles of love.
Petunia came into my life when we needed each other the most. She was in death row, and I was a mess. Having just moved here and missing the fam and friends like crazy, I was nothing short of a wreck. Of course Ammon helped, but he was also trying to get used to me being there and well...it was just insane in the membraine (INSANE IN THE BRAIN!). I decided to volunteer for No More Homeless Pets in Utah thinking I would be dog-petting and dog-walking, but instead I was stuck in an office, licking stamps and making phone calls to people who wanted nothing to do with me. Or pets, for that matter. After a week of that, I signed up to help at a Petsmart Adoption thing. Ammon and I had talked about how I should just focus on school and get a dog later, so I had no plans when I arrived at Petsmart on that beautiful, sunny day. As soon as I walked in, my heart started beating really fast and I felt like I was going to cry. So many great dogs without homes...why are people so irresponsible? I am still trying to figure it all out. Anyway, my job was to clean pee and poo (and I have no problem doing that...but if it's a baby's poo, I will not touch it with a gloved hand for less than $300) and take the pups out of their crates for walks around the parking lot. I hadn't really noticed Petunia until it came to be her turn to get walked. Her crate was on top of another dog's crate, and I was afraid she was going to tip it over from running around in circles in there. No, her crate was not big...she was just crazy and full of energy. So I got her out and just thought she was perfect. Her name was Katie. Totally cute, perfect Jack Russell. I read her info sheet and it stated she hated kids, men, high heels, boots, cats, other dogs...everything. And at that moment, I knew she had to be mine. I talked to the adoption lady, and she said, "No no, get another one...that one has been returned 5 times already and you'll just end up returning her as well." OH, NO YOU DON'T! Don't EVER challenge me to something I KNOW I am good at. And if there is one thing I am good at, it is dealing with dogs. I get them, they get me...it works. So that's how Petunia and I came to be. And now, we're inseperable. She is perfect. If it's late at night and I'm in a hurry for her to go pee, all I have to say is "Petunia, PEE!" and she does it. When Ammon asks, she just ignores him. He doesn't even believe me when I say she does it for me. Whatever, I have nothing to prove. Petunia and I don't need to brag about her intelligence, anyway. So anyway, my girl is perfect, beautiful, smart and so sweet. She loves to cuddle and she lets me kiss her face all the time. She just sits there and sometimes even closes her eyes. When I got her, she wouldn't even let me TOUCH her. I love her so much.
So now, on to Boomer. I call him Boom or Booms for fun. Or Boomie, cause it reminds me of Bloomingdale's...and he is just that fancy, mind you.
I got Boomie for a birthday gift, last year. He came from the Labrador Rescue of Utah. Ammon is DA BOMB, Boom is the best birthday present ever. Booms had been bounced around quite a bit. The rescue told us that his original owners gave him up because he is afraid of guns and loud noises, so basically, he is useless. And so am I, I guess, because guns scare the fuck out of me. Anyway, the owner guy (hunters rock my world, btw) too Booms to the vet and asked the vet to put him to sleep, because Boomer was useless to him. Well here at home Boomer is very useful. He helps out with the laundry, takes out the trash and vacuums every Saturday. Ammon complains that Boomie is too clingy, cause he likes to lay down ON your feet. And if you sit on the floor, he wants to sit down ON your lap. I personally wouldn't have him any other way.
Today Ammon and I took my pups to the park to swim. Seeing Boomer run and Petunia get in the water is one of my favorite things in the world. My dogs mean the world to me, and I love to make them as happy as they make me.
I doubt anyone read through all of that, but I just get carried away when I talked about those two. Not many people understand my love and devotion to animals, but my life wouldn't be as meaningful if I lived it with just boring people.

DOGS RULE, HUMANS DROOL!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Monday, August 25, 2008

so bored at midnight

I am... a wuss, a blog lurker, a fan of crappy tv and an animal lover.

I know...that as long as Ammon is around, things will be fine. And believe me, I know how stupid and cheesy that sounds, but it's so true.

I once...drank too much tequila, threw up on my hands, wiped it on my clothes and went to bed.

I wish...i had more time with the ones i love.

I hate..ignorance, snottyness, and people who thing they are hot stuff.

I hear... i need to stop trusting everybody.

I crave... hugs from my mom, dad, grandpa and grandma (that now lives in heaven).

I search... for love and understanding.

I wonder... what my life would have been like if i still hung out with my snotty friends in Brasil and hadn't moved here.

I regret... not opening my eyes to reality sooner in life.

I care... more than you'll never know about things you'll never understand. wow, that was kinda deep!

I always... try to be respectful and nice to everybody, especially people who don't deserve it (what's up, tucker?).

I am not... the sweetest person ever, but believe me I try.

I believe... the children are our future.

I dance... for Boomer and Petunia all the time and they totally watch. Petunia even tilts her head!

I sing... way more than I should. And I sing crappy Aerosmith songs into Ammon's ears to annoy him. Jannie's Got a Gun is a hit at our home.

I don't always... bite my tongue when I should.

I win... at chess games, 99.9% of the time. PREZ OF THE CHESS TEAM, 1998-2000 REPRESENT!

I listen... to everybody, and I love it.

I can usually be found... eating.

I am happy about... my life! it's pretty fucked up right now (it will calm down soon, I am hoping), but it's still a lot more than I could have ever wished for.

I tag... Silky (Lacyyyyy!!!! hahahaha sorry, it's late), Ann, T-Bone and that about sums up my blog's readers! Woohoo!

I am so off to bed.

for Ammon



Ammon hates this baby more than anything. Whenever he is making me mad, I pretend to be all excited and ask him to come and sit down next to me so he can see this totally cool bike I just found. And then I play this video really loud and he gets PISSED. love it!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!





every time I go on a roller coaster, my gums get dry from smiling all big and then when I stop smiling, my lip gets caught on my gums. I look just like Mary Murphy.
I am so sleepy that I can't stop laughing.

FANTASTIC.

So I haven't started my job yet but let me tell you, I can already tell it's going to be bad. I won't be giving any info about names because the blog world is insanely small and I am not planning on having anybody who works with me telling the other employees about it. So let's get started! Get ready to be grateful for your job.
So my boss, we'll call him Tucker (cause it rhymes with FUCKER) has been giving me attitude the moment we met. Let's go over a few of his comments, shall we?

"Oh look at this, I am TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!", meaning "check me out, I am MANAGER of this awesome place you are going to have the privilege of working at!

"After working here for a year, you get a really cool pin. I am getting a really great watch next week for having worked here for 5 years, I can't wait!"

"Your watch is a Cartier, I would NEVER buy one of those."

Me: Tucker, can you help me with this form? English is my third language and I don't understand what it is asking...
Tucker: I am not allowed to help you, fill out what you understand.
Me: No, I just have one question.
Tucker: AGAIN, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HELP YOU. DO YOUR BEST.
So then we call this number to report our answers and I told the lady that I didn't understand what the form wanted me to put and she then asked me why Tucksters hadn't helped me. Ah, the joys of dealing with sweet people.

I just called Tucker and asked when I can get trained. Here is our conversation:

Me: Hi Tucker, it's Flavia, how are you?
Tucker: FANTASTIC.
Me: Good! I was just wondering when I can come in and get trained...
Tucker: I had you scheduled for yesterday, WHY didn't you come in?
**FYI, Tucker gets annoyed every time I ask anything. I went into work to tell him about my hours and schedule, and he got annoyed and told me to tell him later when he had time to write it down. And on Thur when I went in for orientation, he told me to call him today (Monday) to see when I would get trained. So why the FUCK did he schedule me for yesterday?!?!?)
Me: Because no one told me...uhhhh...well, when can I get trained now?
Tucker: Call me back in two hours and we'll see.

WOW. Need I say more? I am going to cry. I felt like such an idiot! I decided I would kill him with kindness (or just plain kill him, at this point) but now, I feel like even if I do everything right, he will screw me over! Who is mean like that for no reason? Seriously! I don't think I've ever met a more arrogant man in my life. And, just to remind everybody, I will be making $7.35 an hour.
Please give me some words of encouragement, guys! C'mon!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

lagoooon




That's what Ann and I did last night. it was da BOOOOOOMB!
We also watched some people dancing with ugly outfits. Ann thinks one of them was Ammon. Haha.