Tuesday, August 19, 2008

the FUCK blog

hey friends!
i am thinking of changing my blog's name from Hello Kitty to just FUCK. like in CAPS. cause that says a lot about me, that i swear. i mean, really. are your eyes burning? you better stop reading my blog now. i will be posting porn videos, naked people pictures, and all sorts of nasty stuff. MAYBE i'll sometimes post some kind of gorgeous hangbag or goody that i am dreaming about, but other than that, this blog will be all about the nasty stuff.
speaking about the nasty stuff, my grandpa has cancer. and it's not getting better. you know what word i like to use when i think of cancer? the word FUCK. or how it FUCKS everything up. i lost my grandma to cancer 3 years ago and that was awful. now my grandpa has it. FUCK that. i have cried so much, like can't breathe crying, and i am so sick of it. my years of theatre have taught me how to fake all kinds of emotion, but as soon as i get home i just can't hold in the tears anymore. FUCK cancer. and FUCK being sad.
tomorrow i have to get my MMR shot tomorrow and it makes me all FUCKED up. like all tired and stuff, it sucks. and the worst part is that i had the lame shot in junior high, but my records got lost or something.

UGH I JUST SAW THE COMMERCIAL FOR RINGLING BROS CIRCUS AND THOSE GUYS ARE SUCH (LET'S KEEP THE THEME GOING! YEAH!) FUCKERS TO THEIR ANIMALS! I HATE THE CIRCUS.

i have to go to bed. i just wanted to write an offensive blog in honor of some friends of Tara. I love Tara and guess why she loves me? CAUSE SHE DON'T JUDGE! way to go t-bone, plus 500 points for you. not only are you super cute, you are also SMART for not judgying people! rock and roll. And thanks Ann and Lacy, for also not judging me. And Brett too, but Brett is just so FUCKING (yeah!) nice that you would just expect that from him. I love you guys.

OH one more thing: Brasil played Argentina and Argentina beat us 3 to 0. how FUCKED up is that? jeez.
And just in case you guys are wondering, the only swear word i don't EVER EVER say is GOSH damn it. i HATE that one and i think it's way more offensive than any other word, even the C bomb! YEAH ANN!

4 comments:

Laceski said...

Right there with ya, F! I posted a comment on Tara's blog in your defense. :)

Tara Shirley said...

HAHAHAHA, you're funny.

Ann said...

Oh, dear. Well lagoon is going to FUCKING rock. Thank you for the awesome present. You are wonderful!

Laceski said...

Okay, the last few weeks have just about killed me, young lady, and it's a wonder I had the wherewithall to post anything at all. Besides, I gave up on the cheesy vampire novels and TV has yet to start up, so I don't have a whole lot to talk about... I'm hopeful the coming weeks will be better. You'll just have to wait. :)