be ready to be jealous!

guess who is HOME right now, all cuddled up in warm blankets? Yup, me, Boomer and the Toonce! I was really excited to be able to watch The City, Daddy's Girls and GG this morning, but unfortunately GG is a rerun. Bummer.
I slipped and ALMOST fell yesterday by the library at school and landed on my right ankle. It's been weak since I was 16 and tried to jump over a bush to land on the street, but landed in the gutter instead. Yeah, Ammon was there with me though so it wasn't that bad. But still, it hurts. he wrapped my ankle for me which proves he really does love me, since he had to stare at my feet for like over a minute. i think my feet are way cute, especially since they aren't all crocked from all my years of ballet, but everybody knows how bad ammon hates feet. a foot fungus spray commercial can ruin his whole day.
I haven't updated cause there really isn't much going on. Val is still cancer-free, i'm still not eating chocolate (6 more months! woohoo!) and things in Brasil are fine.
OH here is something awesome! Guess what Ammon and I watched at home yesterday? The Wrestler. You might be asking yourself, isn't that movie JUST BARELY out? oh yes, it is. let me tell you, it feels awesome to know people who know people that are film critics. i also want to watch that Shopaholic movie that looks totally lame but the person who did the outfits is the same lady who did Sex and the City. I will probably have to go by myself, I can't see ammon enduring 90 minutes of a crappy movie just for vintage Dior.
i am very excited to meet tara's baby today. can you imagine, a tincy tara? i can't wait. i've been praying all morning. btw, did you guys hear about the woman who had octuplets in LA? that's like, as many puppies as a Lab has! crazy.

Marley & Me and Olivia

Ah, such a clever title!
Saturday night I had a very special date to the movies: Olivia Pate, my fave niece. She is 9 years old. She is also da bomb. She didn't say one word during the two hour long movie! Yes, it helped that the film was about our favorite subject in the world (turns out Olivia is a dog lover like me! Woohoo!) but still, she was super mature and fun to be with. Her and her brother, Vincent, slept over last night. They are very well-behaved little kittens, but I still don't get HOW people can have all these kids and have fun things to do with them all the time. While Olivia and I went to the movies, Ammon stayed home with Vincent and played video games. And this morning, Ammon baked Dutch Babies for me and the kittens. What a sweetie! Heehee!
We will be going on a hike later, so I will post pictures tomorrow.
You should all be jealous, we are having a lot of fun.
ps: even though this was the second time I saw this movie, I still cried the entire time. dogs are so the best.

ASPCA article

On December 30, rapper DMX—known legally as Earl Simmons—pleaded guilty to one count of misdemeanor animal cruelty, among other charges for theft and drug possession. The charges stem from a raid in August 2007, when Maricopa County sheriff's deputies descended on Simmons’s Arizona home, finding 12 malnourished pit bulls and the remains of three dogs.

To assist law enforcement officials in their efforts to prosecute Simmons, the ASPCA’s Mobile Animal Crime Scene Investigation (CSI) Unit was called into action. Leading the forensic investigation, the ASPCA’s Dr. Melinda Merck examined the remains of the dead dogs recovered from his property."I was very impressed with the level of commitment from the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department on this case," says Dr. Merck. "I have worked with many different law enforcement agencies all over the country, and the team working on this investigation was extremely dedicated."

For the record, Simmons is a repeat offender—in 2002, the rapper pleaded guilty to 13 counts of animal cruelty, charges resulting from the neglect of 13 pit bulls. As a result of this most recent prosecution, the rapper faces at least 90 days in jail, can never again own any animals and must attend an animal offender treatment program. A parole violation would send him to jail for more than 10 years. A sentence hearing has been scheduled for January 30.

"The ASPCA is proud to have had its expert staff be a part of this important case," says ASPCA President and CEO Ed Sayres. "Dr. Merck's knowledge and practice of veterinary forensics is truly at the forefront of animal cruelty investigations. With stronger evidence collected by Dr. Merck, law enforcement officials and prosecutors are able to get stronger convictions against those who commit these terrible acts."

run, petunia, run

have you ever had an idea that you felt was bad from the start? i have. i actually always have them, but i just tell myself i'll be fine. i made one of those decisions this afternoon.
i went to class in the morning, and when i got home, i decided to go crazy and clean everything. after that, i thought i'd take the pups for a hike. i waited til Ammon got home, hoping he'd come with me, but turns out he didn't want to. i am really afraid to hike in the dark, but i thought it was still pretty light out and that St. Francis would have all the animals (cougars, tigers, bears...animals that hang out at Red Butte Garden) stay put inside their little homes while i was out and about. i never recovered from the day Boomer got attacked by the moose, so i'm still pretty...you know, pretty freaked out. especially since Boomer "forgets" to listen sometimes when we go hiking.
Anyway, it started getting dark pretty fast. As soon as I started the hike, i saw a deer leg, femur exposed and all. i just prayed that the lil' critter that ate it would stay put til i got home. still, the entire hike (which i basically jogged out, since i was so scared of every little sound) i kept on thinking every person was like a t-rex in the distance that was going to devour my golden retriever/yellow lab mix and eat me and jack russell mix right after. i had no i.d. on me, so how were they going to identify my body? i've never had any cavities, so that wouldn't work. and the animal would probably eat all my skin, so they couldn't i.d. me with the help of my tattoos...yeah. scary shit.
but, St. Francis helped me out and i made it, guys. i'm still alive, skin, teeth and all. and i can still go to ann's dinner on friday. yay! that's what i call a lovely night.
ps:the sunset was beautiful and it was totally worth being scared for 30 minutes to witness it.

oui!

french class is hard, but i determined to learn that language even if it kills me. my dad is so proud, you have no idea.
yesterday during class i mentioned i was from brasil (probably the first words i ever spoke in that class...BRASIL PRIDE!) and today this boy that sits next to me (and asks really obvious questions) thought he'd ask ME a few questions as well. here is how it went down:

Boy: so you're from brasil?
Me: yes! it's the best place ever!
B: i don't know, i'm kind of neutral about it.
M: have you been there?
B: no, why should i go...?!
M: no reason, just wondering...(I was starting to get pretty annoyed, obvs)
B: so are you LDS?
M: uuuuh...?
B: you're NOT mormon?!?!?!?! (he was shocked, to say the least)
M: no, i'm catholic.
B: WHY?
M:...?
B: i mean, that's weird...!
M: how is being catholic weird?
B: it just IS. it doesn't make sense!

after that, i told him i had to get back to my magazine and we could talk later. thanks for saving my ass, Vogue.

Royal Bedroom

it is one of my dreams to sleep in a castle in europe. my dad never wanted to, because he complained it was too cold and drafty. it is one of my life goals to sleep in a royal bedroom like this one!!! (those pics are of a castle in paris, obvs)

cute!

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I felt guilty for laughing at the injured kid. this one is cute. i like how he goes "aaaaaaah!" after he drinks it. ammon does that, too. heehee.

ready or not, here i come!

French class starts tomorrow! Oui oui! J'adore Paris! Croissant! Petit fours! Yeah. I'm scared. I am 27 years old, and I am scred to go to class. hmmm.

In other news, Val's best friend had a 10 lb baby this weekend. She made it, T. My mom said the baby was almost Petunia-sized! Haha! I'm excited. Come out, G!

I am in LOVE with the purse that girl is carrying (notice it is just like mine, but mine is royal blue). She is coming out of Fashion Week in Rio de Janeiro. Ah, Fashion Week. I will one day do something fashion-related.

rosemary's baby

So last night it was pretty cold. As I was taking my pups out for one last pee (I take them on a rather long stroll at about 6-7pm, and then when 9-10pm comes around i just make them pee real fast out front), I was surprised by my down-the-hall neighbors. These aren't just good old regular neighbors, these peeps are AWESOME college people that dress cool and drive a green 4 Runner. The girl has been pretty rude to me before, and the guy is just dirty. Like "needs to shower" dirty, he hasn't like, sexually harassed me or anything. So anyway, as I am walking passed their door, the slut storms out and KNEES my Boomer on the riblets! And he even like, HUFFED to catch his breath! Lacy, can you believe this?! So Petunia is out for revenge as she tries to jump for the girl's jugular, but I stopped her just in time. I was so surprised and scared, I didn't even know what to say. I wanted to say "EXCUSE YOU!", but I thought she would kick my ass. She seems like that type. And then this morning, after I dropped Ammon off at work, the dirty guy was warming his car up and he SPIT on the ground as he was getting in. EW.

i wish...

one, i wish i was as skinny as this betty girl that does a fashion blog i read daily. two, i wish i lived in paris, like her. going to paris 10 times hasn't cured me of my paris fever...yet. i want to LIVE there.

which brings me to my new year's resolutions. you know how for lent, people give up something they love for a week? well i decided to go a tiny step over and give something up for 8 months. chocolate. chocolate and i love each other. i gave it up to ask for blessings for Val during her surgery and recovery. problem is, i have actual dreams that i am eating chocolate. mmm, i love chocolate. so i guess one of my resolutions is to be strong and find a new snack.

another of my resolutions is to go to yoga 5 times a week. i love love love yoga, so that won't be a problem...problem is, i never find time. i also want to eat healthier, still only eat chicken or fish once a week and not be anemic, and stop eating things that are bad for me. i love things that are bad for me. not alcohol and cigs, but you know...chocolate, cupcakes, macaroons, big bowls of pasta, 5 slices of settebello pizza, french fries, you name it. so yes, i will eat better. and i will go back to weighing 110bs, once i lose these damn 8 lbs.

i'll think of more as i go. OH i also want to be a better dog mom and go on hikes more than twice a week. AND i want to get a job!!!! i would love a job.

we'll see. OH i also want Gwen to be born so i can hold her and so she won't be a 9lb baby and kill T.

grateful

so yesterday was one of the best days of my life. no, i didn't get a new dog or found i am pregnant with triplets...instead, i got a best friend back. val had surgery yesterday to remove her tumor (she had HPV and never took care of it...) and after 7 hours of surgery, the doctors were able to remove the tumor and all (ALL!) the cancerous tissue. oh, how i cried. and laughed. at the same time. i couldn't stop hugging ammon and he finally asked me if i was that happy, how could i possibly still be crying? well, because i'm latin. and us latin folk cry when we are happy, sad, excited, scared...you know. kind of like how guns and roses has a song for every occasion (if you are feeling like a rebel: welcome to the jungle. romantic: november rain. really happy: paradise city. if you are pregnant: sweet child o' mine), us latin people can adapt our tears to whatever the need.

that's val up there on that picture. that's the dog she adopted. and those are her kids. and yes, one of her sons is wearing a Thundercats tshirt. i love that shirt.

so bring it on, 2009. i'm ready for whatever you have in store for me.

for lacy, with love

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pissed off at stuff and lacy

so normally i am a pretty chipper gal...i try to be positive, i am hardly ever in a bad mood and i worry about others before myself. i sound like a gem, right? not quite. being so sweet has taken a toll on me and i have been a grumpy bear the passed few weeks. my grumpyness goes away when i see the husband, but when i'm by myself i am so pissed off about everything i can't stand it! i don't know what is wrong with me. actually, i do. people piss me off. stupid people. i am pissed val has cancer and so many other fuck faces i know are healthy. i am pissed i am craving so much sugar. i am pissed about people who are selfish mother fuckers and only worry about themselves. and i'm pissed at lacy. yes, at lacy. i haven't seen miss lacy for a while, but she pisses me off. i just read her last entry to her blog and i am PISSED. i was pissed mass got cancelled, and reading the bullshit she wrote about herself made me huff out loud.

Dear Lacy:
You piss me off. How dare you say such negative things about yourself? I think you are so sweet and smart, generous, funny and all-around amazing, why the FUCK are you so hard on yourself? I can introduce you to plenty of losers, if you need a self esteem boost. If you want to go back to school, do it. But don't say you want to go back because you want to make something of yourself. Do you know what a doofus I am? that I am 27, got fired from a fucking grocery store and I am yet to graduate from school? Or maybe that I pay over $100 every month to go to Yoga and I haven't been to class in months?! Seriously. Or maybe that I dream about my dead dog at least once a week and giggle out loud and call out "HERSHEY!" in my sleep?! Lacy! Please. If you want to have a loser contest, I'll win. Don't even challenge me.
I adore everything about you and I hate feeling all helpless when you write sad posts. I am only writing this to you here because one, I don't have your email and two, you left the comments off on your blog.

I feel better. I am so classy, love it.